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The Rise and Fall of Empires

By Chris Scott

"To do all that one is able to do is to be a man,
To do all that one would like to do is to be a god"
Napoleon Bonaparte

Human history has seen the rise of numerous empires, each larger and more powerful than the last and every one of them has collapsed catastrophically under its own weight or that of its foes. Since WWII, the United States has been funding guerilla groups, toppling governments and engaging in no end of other unconscionable activities, trying to build the world’s next empire. But, as was every other empire before her, she’s doomed to failure because empires are inherently flawed.

Lest you think U.S. downfall will spring from the ‘intellectual limitations’ of its leadership, here we’ll examine an emperor who was unlikely to sprout such wisdom as “Never again...do I want to have to make explanations that I can’t explain.”

Napoleon Bonaparte was an ambitious, charismatic, intellectual giant. He worked 18 to 20 hours a day and forsook his bed for up to three days when fighting was intense. He‘d often plan strategies for upcoming battles months in advance. On a campaign in 1805, a French officer had misplaced his unit and was searching through a stack of maps when Napoleon came to him, informed him of the unit’s present location, its location for the following three days, the unit’s status, and the officer’s entire military record. He pulled this information from his knowledge of an army of two hundred thousand men, with every one on the move. Yet Napoleon’s empire lasted all of 20 years.

Imperialism is fundamentally flawed in three ways: 1) It requires a state of near unending war and expansion to support itself, bring public opinion in line with the leadership, and justify the otherwise illegal propagation of power at home. 2) As empires gain influence in the world other nations inevitably resist. 3) A sense of arrogance and complacency sets into the leadership, when sitting on top of the world, undermining the ambitious mindset that built the empire in the first place.

Flaw #1: Emperors use external threats to justify otherwise illegal control over citizens government

Empires seem to exist for the sole purpose of making war. Military conquest adds territory and resources to an empire. It also serves a vital function at home. Citizens in a state of armed struggle against implacable enemies are willing to accept assaults upon their civil liberties that they would not permit in peacetime.

Napoleon had a well-developed propaganda machine that kept the French populace in constant fear of its “hostile” neighbors. When Napoleon rigged the plebiscite electing him to the post of First Consul, it was not challenged. Rather, the citizenry were relieved that the one man who could “save” France was now its leader.

 

Later, in 1804, when a plot to assassinate Napoleon was discovered, he ordered the kidnapping of the alleged mastermind, the Duc d’Enghien, from neighbouring Baden. French police secretly crossed into Baden in violation of that country’s sovereignty, and returned with the Duc to Paris where, after learning that he had nothing to do with the plot, Napoleon changed the charges against him to bearing arms against France. D’Enghien was tried without legal counsel by a secret military tribunal, found guilty, and executed next to a grave that had been dug for him well in advance. Napoleon then used this episode to justify

 

reinstalling the system of hereditary monarchy in France with, of course, himself as emperor less than twenty years after the French Revolution had disposed of the undemocratic system and handed power to the people. This barely raised an eyebrow in France, but to her free neighbours it was a shocking example of Napoleon’s disregard for law, and helped to convince them that he must be stopped.

Flaw #2: Empires make more enemies than friends

An empire may have the world’s largest military or the most advanced weapons, but as it expands so does its list of enemies. Countries that have little in common will always unite to resist hegemony. In Europe, none of France’s neighbours could stand up to her alone. A population explosion in the decades before and after the French Revolution had swelled the ranks of fighting-age men allowing Napoleon to assemble massive armies. Combined with his tactical brilliance, they proved to be, at least initially, unstoppable. Only by forming multi-country coalitions could the rest of Europe hope to restore balance and protect their interests. Seven such coalitions formed over the years to meet Napoleon on the battlefield. They usually involved some combination of Britain, Prussia, Russia, Sweden, Austria, Spain, and Portugal. The first five were crushed by the French juggernaut.

Flaw #3: The myth of invincibility

It seems that it’s a common human failing to, when sitting atop a position of ultimate power, immediately abandon the determined state of mind that brought success, and become arrogant and complacent.

Initially Napoleon chose his battles carefully, attacking only weak countries that held territory valuable to the empire. As his list of victories grew, Napoleon became sloppy and began indiscriminately picking fights with any country over any slight – real or imagined.

His first such mistake was the attempted invasion of Portugal. Unable to attack England directly after losing his fleet at Trafalgar, Napoleon decided to starve the British into submission by banning all their products from Europe. But outlawing products from newly industrialized England in the 1800s would be like trying to ban all goods made in China today—not likely to succeed. A large-scale smuggling trade blossomed moving mostly through Britain’s ally, Portugal. Napoleon’s solution was to invade Portugal.

The Spanish were deeply unsatisfied with their king. Hoping to benefit from the revolutionary ideals of liberty, equality, and fraternity, they initially supported Napoleon’s decision to dethrone him in order to expedite the invasion of Portugal. The Spanish were not happy, however, when, instead of bringing freedom, Napoleon installed his brother Joseph on the throne. They rose en masse against him.

The French now found themselves fighting not only the British in Portugal, but a widespread Spanish insurgency as well. The revolt was a turning point in the history of warfare, coining the term ‘guerrilla’ (little war), that armies the world over dread to this day. The disorganized Spanish rebels occupied no less than three hundred thousand French troops making increasingly brutal and oppressive efforts to stop them. Each atrocity committed by the French in an attempt to break the will of the guerrillas only bred more of them as public opinion in Spain turned further and further away from the French cause.

The “Spanish Ulcer” as this (the Iberian) insurrection became known, dragged on for seven years. Despite their superiority the French made little headway.

Then when the Russians, who posed no threat to France, withdrew from his Continental System, Napoleon made a suicidal decision. He assembled the largest army the world had seen. Somewhere between half a million and six hundred thousand French soldiers entered Russia in June of 1812. Naturally, the Russians were reluctant to fight the army. So instead, they retreated and drew the Grande Armee deeper and deeper into Russian territory. Along the way they made sure that the land was stripped of anything of use to the invaders (the original scorched earth manoeuvre) and even torched their capital, Moscow. By the time Napoleon realized the Russians were not going to surrender, winter had set in and his troops were weak. They had no choice but to turn around and trek home across the barren wasteland. Most of Napoleon’s remaining soldiers froze to death on the return march. By some accounts as few as ten thousand soldiers survived the Russian campaign.

Without his army, Napoleon’s empire began to dissolve. He quit the remnants of the Grande Armee and returned to Paris to put down a coup being plotted there. States began breaking away from France and a sixth coalition formed. As he had by now lost a million men over the course of his empire building, and no longer had enough left to fight, Napoleon was forced by the coalition to abdicate.

The next year he returned to Paris and again seized power. A new coalition was formed – the seventh coalition that met and crushed him at Waterloo. Napoleon was exiled to the island of St. Helena to live out the remaining six years of his life, his glorious empire nothing more than a memory.

Napoleon Bonaparte’s empire was not the first the world had seen. There had been many before, and many after. With the exceptions of Britain, and post WWII Germany and Japan, all the countries that originally spawned empires have faded in significance since their demise. This brings an interesting question to mind: If every empire is eventually destroyed, and the cost of imperialism appears to be a prolonged period of insignificance, then why bother in the first place? The answer seems to be that it is better to rule than serve. Although empires are ultimately ruinous to their builders, they are even more damaging to their victims.

From this perspective the roots of the current conflict in Iraq come down to a simple fact: If the U.S. hadn’t grabbed Iraq’s oil, then China probably would have.

"They misunderestimated me"
George W. Bush